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ADOPT A BOOTY TODAY!

Please help us with this very serious campaign to get booties treated nicely. They're the most maligned creatures on Earth. You've been asked to adopt babies, soldiers, communities, highways, rivers, streams, cats, dogs (including pit bulls) and virtual pets. Some of you kind souls responded generously by adopting these people, creatures, things or natural wonders. Booties are natural wonders too, you know. Now we ask only that you open your heart this one last time and hear the cries of the world's most oppressed creature - the booty. We do NOT need your money. Only your loving hearts and your open minds.

Some of the indignities and oppressions booties are being subjected to:

• Ridicule, catcalls, whistles, insults, guilt trips, and comparisons.
• Pinches, slaps, unwanted gropes, tacks, and worse.
• Fat jokes, lard comments, whale comments, or even pig comments.

Our suggested alternative to all this oppression of booties:

Adopt a booty.

First, do it generally:

If you see an overweight lady, make no comment. Do nothing, unless you know her, in which case you can nod or say Hi. The same goes for skinny ladies. Some of them have been told that they're hot since they're scrawny and underweight like clothing models. Do NOT tell them they're hot. Never tell a seriously underweight or overweight lady she looks good or looks bad, even if she's a model, in fact, especially if she's a model. (The more we do to keep this unhealthy skinniness fad alive, the harder it will be to ever change to healthier body role models in the future. Incidentally, a pretty face does NOT mean a healthy body.) If you know her and she asks for your help, feel free to guide her toward healthier diet and exercise habits so she ends up with a BMI of 20 to 27 percent. Otherwise, keep your opinions, and hands, to yourself.

If you see a "hottie," or at least someone in the healthy weight and BMI range, unless you know her, keep your comments, and hands, to yourself. If you know her, make only comments you are sure she will like and appreciate. If you're not sure, just make comments unrelated to appearance, clothing, or "hotness," such as "nice to see you," "I missed you," "how you doing?," "hello," or just "hi." If the response is negative or she pretends you're not there, it's a sign she doesn't need any more comments from you in the future, so please take a hint.

Now, once you're generally adopting all booties by how you act around them, it's time to start more specific booty adoption, whether you're male or female:

How to adopt a booty:

1. First, make sure you don't violate any of the rules for GENERAL booty adoption, given above. No unwanted attention, gropes, insults, leers, whistles, etc. The hardest one to remember will be the rule of not giving good body-related comments to a scrawny lady just because her in-style bony face is attractive. If asked, be a REAL friend (as opposed to her fake friends who tell her how hot she looks because she's skinny). Truthfully tell her that if she was in the correct BMI range, she would look healthier and hotter. Throughout most of history, women with nice, voluptuous curves have been seen as healthier, hotter, and more feminine than skinnies or fatties.

2. Second, if you see a pretty walk, don't look away guiltily like she's evil or your thoughts are evil. If you're religious and are thinking that "lustful" thoughts are bad, then remember two things:

   
    

   A.	Admiring beauty is not now, has never been, and will never be, "sinful." God specifically made most guys, and some ladies, VERY aware of the magnificence of a beautiful female walk as He knew it would be a great boon to procreation. The more lively the walk and the more beautiful the curves, the more attractive the walk. If you're not religious, then replace "God" and "He" with "nature" and "she." It's a "sin" to do something bad about this attraction, but fine to do something good (or simply nothing) about it. So, again, don't look away guiltily, unless you're mentally unstable or psychotic or find yourself unable to control your reactions. In that case, PLEASE don't look at ANYONE, and PLEASE get help. But if you're okay mentally, go ahead and act naturally: admire beautiful walks.
   B.	Loving a beautiful walk is about aesthetics, art, and good taste. It's not about lust. Our society needs no thought police. We're all free to think whatever we want, regardless of who likes it. If you want to think lustful thoughts, it's no one's business but your own. It's sexual repression and guilt that underlie most negativity toward women. By acknowledging a feeling you can potentially master it, whereas if it's unconscious, it has the potential to master you. But admiring beauty leads to a feeling of admiration and appreciation - even enchantment, but NOT necessarily to ANY lustful thoughts. If a guy finds a lady to be a turn-on and he wants to take it further, that's what dating and marriage are for. If the guy merely wants to have a sexy fantasy about her, it's a free country. She expects to create such fantasies - she's not blind to her charms. But she has a right to expect he'll not comment, grope, whistle, or oppress her in any way. She does NOT have the right to expect heads to refrain from turning toward her and smiles of appreciation to be suppressed. Its only natural for guys to love to look at women and women to love to look at guys. Accept it!

   
    

3. Next, if she looks at you expectantly, smile nicely. She just beautified your environment. Reward her with appreciation. If your hang-ups tell you it's not okay to love her walk, then at least nod politely to acknowledge her existence. She's human!

4. If you know her well enough to make appearance comments, and she's shown she likes nice ones, tell her watching her go by is like seeing Poetry in Motion. If she likes that, you're well on your way to adopting a booty! If not, keep all appearance comments toward her to yourself in the future and don't go to the next item, below.

5. Now that you've seen she likes being poetry in motion, tell her she's so wonderful to watch, you'd like to videotape her beautiful walking. When she asks why, tell her because she's too yummy not to be appreciated by more people, and you want to put her walk on a Poetry in Motion website that is all about appreciating the fine art of beautiful walking.

6. If she wonders if you're talking about something "adult," assure her there's no nudity allowed and the site is rated TV-14 like lots of broadcast shows on the big TV networks like ABC, NBC, and CBS.

   

7. If she says she's not pretty enough, don't lie. If you believe she's pretty, tell her. If you believe she's average, tell her she looks okay to you. If you believe she's homely, but still a beautiful walker, tell her it's not a beauty contest - it's just about walking. If she says she's too self-conscious for face shots, tell her she needn't have her face in the shots. Tell her people are beautiful in various ways - her most obvious beauty is her walk. If she has a beautiful booty, tell her so, if that's needed for this particular booty adoption.

8. If she says some part of her is too big or small (chest, hips, booty), don't lie. Too many men have lied to too many women on this planet. If you like the way that body part looks, tell her. If not, but you were overlooking it because of the nice walk, tell her that with a walk like hers no one will notice any bodily weak points.

9. If she says she jiggles too much somewhere (chest or booty), tell her you find that very appealing and yummy. (One assumes you wouldn't want to videotape her unless you liked her body movements, including jiggles, some of which can be very beautiful on ladies!)

10. If she wonders what's in it for her, tell her "a lot of things." A lot of people will get to see her beautiful walk; i.e., lots of admiration. She'll also get free links to her website or to her MySpace page or just her email address. Also, she might win a cash prize since, as of Halloween (2006), there wasn't a single contest entrant, so her chances are quite good. Tell her you'll split the winnings with her 50/50. Tell her she might get cool job offers or meet new friends because of the email or MySpace or website links. And tell her she'll get, for FREE, memberships on two TV-14-rated directories, one that highlights ladies with exceptionally attractive walks and one that highlights ladies with exceptionally attractive booties. These memberships add up to a $20 value.

Congratulations!

 

In order to adopt a booty of a lady you don't know, follow the guidelines in the contest rules, item 4. HOW TO APPROACH LADIES YOU WANT TO PHOTOGRAPH on the http://poetryinmotion.info website.

If we can make this a big enough cultural phenomenon, we'll next be trying to get Congress to set up the following national holidays:

Beautiful Walking Contest seeks the most beautiful walker in the USA.

Pin The Tail On The Culture, Inc. in an effort to support and promote the aesthetics of curvaceous beautifully walking women, will award cash prizes to the best three entries. In addition, every contestant gets talent listings with photos in two different Pin The Tail On The Culture directories: The Beautiful Walking Directory and The Backside Blessed Directory. And every contestant will have her walking video showcased for all to see at the contest site along with her email and website or MySpace address links.

Photographers win too!

Photographers may enter the contest. One photographer can theoretically win all three prizes for photographing the three best entries! In addition, all photographers who enter will receive email and website links along with their entered videos, as well as experiencing the joy of adopting a booty.

Beautiful walkers, not necessarily beautiful women

This contest isn't necessarily for beautiful women, but beautifully walking women - the face is irrelevant, only the walk is important. The company will showcase all acceptable entries on the company's contest website, http://poetryinmotion.info along with links to the contestant's web address or email. When winners are picked in January 2007, they'll be announced on the site.

"You don't have to be pretty to win," says spokesperson Michelle Taylor, "like you do in most contests for women. You just need to walk really nicely. And we're not looking for skinny model - we consider them bad role models. You can win even if your face doesn't show on the video you send in. This contest is about the beauty of a yummy walk. Poetry in motion. It helps if you have the right body type to really look beautiful when you walk."

Taylor goes on to say that "An important reason to call attention to shapely females and their beautiful walks is to help fight the tyranny of the skinny fashion model body role model that's being drilled daily into the heads of this country's females. The young are especially vulnerable to the media's portrayal of emaciated females as attractive. The media has created unhealthy, unrealistic standards that are dangerous (and even fatal), as well as oppressive and psychologically damaging."

The prizes to be awarded are:

First Prize: $1000, second prize: $250, and third prize: $100. The prizes will be awarded to either the contestant or the photographer, or it may be shared by the two if they enter jointly.

Contestants and their photographers must be 18 years or older, US citizens from any state except Florida, Rhode Island, or Arizona, or where prohibited.

Details

Contestants can go to the http://poetryinmotion.info site and watch the hostess demonstrate a pretty walk. They�ll see that she just lets her backside's muscles relax so her walk isn't tight and plastic and guarded and uninteresting. Uninteresting walking is perfect for ladies walking in public. It�s part of what's called street smarts. But uninteresting walking is NOT poetry in motion!

Photographers should design their camerawork to pay attention to and focus on beautiful movement. They can see examples both at http://poetryinmotion.info as well as another Pin the Tail On The Culture site: http://fannyandtheassets.com , where five different exercise videos emphasize the beauty of BOOTY-full curves creating beautiful movements.

About Pin The Tail On The Culture, Inc.

Pin the Tail on the Culture, Inc.'s mission is to challenge the prevailing dominance of the skinny clothing model, which is the body role model that is constantly pounded into women and girls by the media. Medical advice says that women should have 20% to 27% body fat. Models and movie stars starving themselves to the point of skin and bones is unhealthy and portrays harmful examples for young women. Approximately 1000 women a year DIE from disorders like anorexia and bulimia. The media's obsession with the lie of body fat being bad and evil and ugly is often a significant factor in these deaths. It's also a factor in the obesity epidemic, since it's easy for dieters to give up and go in the direction of overeating when they�re taunted by impossible standards.

Agenda

The exercise videos and walking contest both tell women they're okay as they are and needn't starve themselves to conform to the prevailing skin and bones fad. The videos provide better and healthier body role models for women to exercise with. And the contest tells women that no matter whether they're pretty or homely, and whether they have large sized backsides, thighs, or chests or just average, they can be very beautiful walkers that are truly poetry in motion to watch.

Why is this newsworthy?

About the contest sponsor

Pin the Tail on the Culture, Inc. is committed to providing alternative images of women in the media. It can be found on the web at:

http://www.poetryinmotion.info http://www.fannyandtheassets.com http://www.backsideblessed.com http://www.freeandcheapvideobackgroundsandphotos.com