So what do you want for
Christmas? Check out his funny video from Joe Cartoon.
Greenfields Christmas Moment
Jeb
and Gertrude discuss the gift giving season. It's short
and sweet and a little bit of tear jerker. So fire up
the yule log, turn down the lights, grab yer honey, a
comforter, some eggnog and some big whiskey and press
play.
The
North Pole is Melting- This is a great
little eco-friendly jingle and animation by
Santa's on thin ice because of
global warming. So let's all sing along! More at toccionline.com
Hanukkah - "Chocolate Coins"
Are you busy celebrating Hanakah? You got to
see this
Rockers
Taking Back Sunday recorded their take on
“12
Days of Christmas”
live in-studio for AOL Sessions. The band’s comical
rendition caught the attention of Darren Pasemko
(Fluorescent Hill Studio) who created an exclusive
animated video featuring a cartoon Adam and Fred in
their best Christmas attired joined by three French
hens, two turtle doves, and an animated Danny Bonaduce.
Not to mention dolphins, strippers in Santa Clause
costumes, a BLUE Jolly Green Giant with 5 golden rings,
unicorns, and much more.
Petey & Jaydee Go Exploring: The Christmas
Card
Petey & Jaydee test their
theory that Christmas cards can double as sweet hang
gliders. And remember, kids — safety first!
The
world already has enough songs about good will
toward our fellow man, renewed joy and all that
stuff. What we need are more songs that celebrate
the virtues of, uh, a different kind of brotherly
love. Happy holidays! Its just slightly crass...
"Sexy" and "the birth
of Christ" aren't two concepts that are often
associated. But that all changes in this Christmas
carol about two people exchanging much more than
presents. Are you naughty or are you nice....
Home
for Christmas (Hjem til jul)
Over Christmas dinner Annie tells her family that she's
a lesbian. Is their musical response dreamy, or just a
dream?
If you celebrate Chanukah but are not sure
what it is all about - check out this cool little one minute
video - "
Its
the Holiday Hijinx Channel
- Are you already in need of a holiday from the
holidays? You'll find plenty of seasonal relief in
AtomFilms channel comprised entirely of holiday
hilarity.
Family
Xmas - You'd think Santa would
know better than to visit the home of a mob boss. Can
Mr. Kringle clear up the confusion, or will he end up
sleeping with the fishes? There's a bit of mafia
swearing..
The Day After the Day After
Christmas
A sci-fi mystery unravels when a
woman finds an unopened holiday present. Will she live to enjoy
it? This is really good - wait until the end for the final punch
line.
The
rare Star Wars Xmas special! It's
extremely weird and surreal. It has Princess
Leia singing, wookie families, and Bea
Arthur!
Where do Christmas Santa's
come from? Some might think they are
leftovers from the unemployment line but the
truth is much more interesting. Check out
this short iFilm movie -
Tracking Father Christmas - which
documents how Santa's are culled and
captured from the wild men of nature. Great
concept, wonderfully written and produced.
You might not want to share this with little
kids.
"A Christmas Carol, Diane and Susan" is
a hilarious and very well produced short
parody/take-off of Charles Dickens' A
Christmas Carol, Ed Beneezer is visited
by three ex-girlfriends who try to show him
the error of his ways. If you are a
chauvinistic pig, or know one or two or
three. this might be a very good short 10
minute flick to share this season.
Dancing Christmas lights - cut and
edited to music. This video has been almost
everywhere. Here is your chance to see it at
Google Video.
So how were your holidays? Wonderful and
full of love and family? Where they a
nightmare with dissent and vitriol?
Did you have any holiday disasters? Check
out the
Filmfights site
below and vote for the best,
funniest Christmas Disaster video.

| Jesus and His Brothers
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| Created by: Al Jean
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| Meet Marty, Vinnie and Chuck - the
lesser-known members of the Christ
family. |
AtomFilms (www.atomfilms.com),
announced a powerful end-of-year programming lineup that
will give viewers a respite from the pressures of the
holiday season. AtomFilms has packed its weekly release
schedule with world-class short films and animations,
including premieres from Aardman and JibJab, a timely
political satire, an Oscar-winning animation and much more.
Viewers looking for an antidote to sugary sweet seasonal
sentiment can tune in to "Holidazed," AtomFilms' featured
collection of 10 twisted seasonal shorts (http://holidazed.atomfilms.com)
muvee Christmas Special

AtomFilms is also
unveiling JibJab's "Dismail," (http://dismail.atomfilms.com),
a series of hard-hitting hip-hop greeting cards created
in 2001 but unreleased until now. Addressing topics
ranging from bad breakups to stinky breath, Dismail has
the perfect messages for life's most delicate situations
and most annoying people. (Note: these explicit cards
are probably not, however, perfect for your
grandparents.)
Other
notable AtomFilms premieres this holiday season include:
--Harvie Krumpet, 2004's
Oscar-winning animated short from Adam Elliot (coming
December 6)
--The Confession, a tense drama featuring Prison Break
star Wentworth Miller (coming December 13)
--A 22-minute Angry Kid special from Aardman Animations,
creator of Wallace & Gromit. Builds on the AtomFilms-exclusive
series that has been viewed more than 20 million times.
(coming December 20)
--New Rocky & Bullwinkle spoofs The animated duo
parodies current TV hits, including "Desperate
Moosewives", in five new vignettes (Available now at
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/series/rockyandbullwinkle/)
--Everybody Hates Saddam This timely musical spoof
delves into the dictator's thoughts as he prepares to
stand trial (available now at
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/everybody_hates_saddam_af)
--Learn Self-Defense This animated dark comedy with a
political message was a hit at Siggraph (coming in
December)

Check it out - play it loud and sing along
- Destiny's Child -
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Its Holiday
season and many web sites are offering special programming
to celebrate. You might want to check out the special
Christmas videos web site offered by OutoftheClosetTV.
Yes, this site is programmed towards gay and lesbians, but
then again, holiday music is for everyone, regardless of
sexual preference. Well, except for the TackyJacky videos
which are a bit crass but very funny (and heterosexual).
What would
you do if you were on the job, looking for drunks and
speeders, and you had to pull over
Santa Claus? Check
out this short animated video. It's a great take-off on
COPS. Maybe you shouldn't show this to your little ones...

If you need to
laugh, you might want to check out these two
funny videos from
Lenny Boudreau. "The North Pole Dance"
is a Santa related video (not for young kids
who still believe) and "Zolift", a very dry
but accurate take-off on the Zoloft TV
ads. Both can be found at
http://www.superturbosonic.com.
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monthly Internet
Video Magazine newsletter? It's free. Get the scoop on
new products, technologies and online videos and movies.
So you thought
the holidays were tough? JibJab's "Grumpy
Santa," posted on Yahoo.com features a
broke and stressed-out Santa Claus sick of
busting his "frigging hump." .
Are you a
Quentin Tarantino fan? What if Quentin
started making Santa Clause films? They
might be bit different. Check out this fake
move trailer for
Pulp Fiction XMAS.
If you are
looking for a bizarre, way off the center collection of
funny holiday online videos, check out this collection of
Joe
Cartoon Christmas cartoons. Warning - some of these have
mature (or immature) content.
This
is pretty corny and awfully sweet. Just perfect
for the holidays, Jessica Simpson
in
"Let It Snow"
Get stuffed on these for
Turkey Day - two funny poultry flicks from Atom Films.
Just
in time for Thanksgiving, chew on
Chickendales!
Stuffed with an Italian-accented hero, zombie
chickens and some truly demented humor,
Chickendales is a bloody good time! Also,
It's Pilgrim and Turkey Boy to the rescue when
Thanksgiving is threatened in
Holiday Force: Cranberry Crisis.
Is
Christmas and all the related commercial
holiday hubbub getting to you? Need a little
satire and humor? Check out the
JibJab site and their collection of
great (and sort of nasty and in bad taste)
winter holiday animations. There's also some
hilarious e-cards you can send out as well
as a nice collection of bad taste XMas
presents (you can send me a few....)
Looking
for a fun way to welcome in the New Year?
Check out the Cheeky Girls and their new
Cheeky Girls video, Cheeky
Song -Touch My Bun. These two Romanian
sisters, Monica & Gabriela Irimia have
commercialized themselves into a small
cottage industry. Their official
website includes more
videos, as well as games, ringtones, and
dance move instructions.
Here are
two fun Holiday videos to savor - Happy Holidays from Low Budget
Studios... check out this clown, the
ending is smashing!
And here is yet another goofy holiday
video... Jolly Saint Jackass ~ here is a man in the Christmas spirit.
Have
you wondered how the Bush's spend Christmas
in the White House? Check out the
White House Video page which includes
the much anticipated first film
from Barney Bush - a holiday tour de force.
Also, you can check out Laura Bush's Holiday
White House Videos Decorations Theme. This
includes the White House Tree, Gingerbread
House, Holiday Wish, Poinsettias, Usher and
Florist videos.
Do you like
parades? Holiday season is coming and that
means football, alcohol, too much food,
presents. overbearing relatives and of
course, parades Checkout this short clip
directed by Jay Leno. The 2002
Thanskgiving Parade. Hollywood style
from the Tonight Show.
Happy
Holidays from 7M Pictures. 7m is one of our
favorite video web sites and for this
Christmas they have created some special
films just for you ... as well as few old
favorites. Check out the Crazy
Bounty Lady, their Santa Vanilla
Coke commercial, the radio "Strangling
Santa" murder mystery, and of
course, their special Merry
Christmas from 7M and Christmas
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Check
it out and have a sip of
New Testament wine cooler. Hosted at
NetBroadcaster.com, this award winning
parody features rap. alcohol, Jesus, the 12
disciples and even Mary Magdelana. What more
could you want for Christmas? This is
hilarious and very well produced.
Check out
Santa and Lawyers hosted at iFilm. .
Starring Will Ferrell, he explains why it's
"Happy Holidays" now and not
"Merry Christmas." Also at iFilm,
check out these two funny South Park
Christmas segments - Cartman
Sings "O Holy Night" with a
little electrical motivation from Mr.
Garrison and Jesus
versus Frosty - a pre-TV version of
South Park where a crazed snowman wrecks
havoc,
Hosted at
AtomFilms, The
Wrong Chimney, Episode 1 - demonstrates
how dangerous Santa's holiday travails
actually can be. One minute long. Check it
out.
The
Night Before Christmas -
this is a very well made 12 minute film.
Christmas Eve at the Weston's opulent abode
is a cause for celebration - especially if
you're a crook. Little Nathan Weston wants
to stay up late and enjoy the festivities,
but is ordered off to bed by his mother.
Late that night, Nathan gets out of bed and
surprises Ol' Saint Nick who is, shall we
say, redistributing some of the
Christmas wealth.

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So
how do they celebrate Christmas in Japan?
Check out Rob Pongi's "Christmas
in Japan", a unique look at the
Japanese culture during the winter holidays.
While you are there, also check out the
musical Tokyo Joe's
HOT 'Hip Hop Christmas'
This
is a bit low brow, butt funny. - Jingle
Smells - The 12 Days of Christmas. When
not building the toys that make millions
happy each holiday season, Santa's gaseous
green elves love to serenade the old geezer
with their favorite gastrointestinal holiday
music. Watch and listen to their latest
musical blowout, "The 12 Days of
Christmas," as performed by those wild
little elves.
Christmas season doesn't always mean
caroling, and Santa knows that. SantaJam
lets you see that he's changing with the
times, and he can enjoy all types of music.
Choose from reggae, country, metal, rap, and
techno. He'll change his attire and
demeanor, from head-banging along with heavy
metal to mellowing out grooving with reggae.
You can even watch him freak out to a techno
soundtrack. Download
Shalom - Special for
the Holidays - Checkout
Shalom
II - the adventure continues and gets
even funnier. And if you really want
to get into the Hebrew-American thang,
check out Hanukkah
Homeboy. It's an oldie but a
goodie.
Watch
Ornaments
- XMAS cartoon for the Family. Ornaments is
an award-winning 3D computer animated short
story about a mischievous Christmas tree
decoration with a hunger for some milk and
cookies. It was created by Aaron James
Erimez at home using a single computer.
Even in the
future, far, far away, there might be
holiday video clips. Check out this this
award winning film, which according to Atom
Films, was selected as George Lucas'
favorite of all the various Star War parody
and homage videos floating around the
Internet.
What
little girl could resist the lure of plastic
Star Wars action figures? Christmas
Tauntauns is a short (2:35) animated
musical that details one little girl's wish
to own the entire universe including her
very own Millennium Falcon. It is
terminally cute.
Did you get
all your Holiday presents in time? Maybe you
need a Dumb
bell? Just the thing to spark up a slow
evening with friends.
Osama
Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
Turn your computer up loud and watch this
Flash movie.
This
is really goofy - check out the
intro to Holiday Force - Join the
Holiday Force as they protect the rights of
holidays across the globe. This super team
assembles whenever calendar celebrations are
threatened, to uphold the American dream and
defend our freedom to slack off. When the
bank is closed, you can count on The Holiday
Force! For the entire series of Holiday
Force animations and more cool animations,
check out www.cartoonsrule.com.