The
inside "P00P" on Triumph
"The insult Comic Dog"
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Name: Triumph
Age: 4 (28, in dog years)
Marital Status: married
with mistress
Profession: Insult
Comic Dog
Home Town: New
York, New York
Quote: "for me
to poop on!"
Sorry No
Photos of Triumph "The insult comedy
dog" NBC might try & sue us
Triumph got his start in the small comedy
clubs in New York, where his all in good
fun insults and wise cracks soon earned
him notoriety. The rubber rotweiller
was created in the mind of -
and voice of Robert Smigel, a former Late
Night With Conan O'Brien head writer. Emmy
award winning Robert Smigel was also a
contributor and former performer for the
reincarnated Saturday Night Live. His
other creations include "The
Ambiguously Gay Duo," "The X
Presidents" and "Fun with Real
Audio. Triumph's big break came when
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien"
hired him ( The former head comedy write
for the Conan o'Brien show) as a correspondent
for the prestigious Westminster Dog show. Triumph NEVER
had a website, and so some loyal fans
started creating their own sites and
Triumph's popularity truth be known was
spread largely via the Internet with users
sending .wav files of his classic
insults....all in good fun.
Soon Triumph was asking J -Lo if he could
sniff her butt & insulting some of the
biggest stars of today. Next Warner
Brothers gave Triumph his own record deal
- and NBC locked the dog in as a regular
guest on Conan O'Brien. NBC then cut a
deal with iFilm to deliver the popular
video clips. Then the
"poop" hit the fan as NBC began
forcing all the people who helped give
Triumph his new found popularity
"flushing orders" to remove any
and all Triumph "The insult comic
dog" photos, audio and links to video
clips from their fan sites. There WAS some
good video clips - that played back better
than iFilms constant buffering issue.
Having done some extensive Boolean searches for anything left, the best thing
I could find is this letter... ( see
below) which pretty much explains it all.
Triumph's biggest insult of all time is
"pooping" on the very people
that helped him get where he is today...
ain't that the *#@! ( 4 letter word for
poop)
Letter From the Editor of ChasingtheFrog.com
Regarding the Triumph Page,
I was contacted on Wednesday, October 8,
2003 by the Intellectual Property Council
at NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.
An individual there simply stated that
they wanted to speak with me about my
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog page. After
writing a reply explaining that I stored
none of the Triumph clips on my own
server, this individual asked me to still
give them a call. I did so on Friday.
In the two days before the call, I did a
little research to see where I stood and
if I was legally out of bounds.
Immediately into my research, I made
several interesting discoveries:
1. NBC had finally completed their
long time in the works Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog page, where they offer links to
Triumph videos. I later also learned that
they made an agreement with ifilm.com to
host these clips.
2. Also available on the Triumph NBC page
was Triumph's new CD, and Late Night
merchandise.
3. Numbers 1 and 2 seem to add up to a
profit for NBC, especially if the only
surviving Triumph media page is Triumph at
NBC.
4. Two other Triumph tribute sites
had posted notices that NBC had contacted
them and asked them to remove their
Triumph content. They expressed their
feelings respectively on their homepages
(listed at the bottom). Three more Triumph
pages simply no longer existed online.
So, Friday afternoon I made the call to
NBC, already knowing what to expect. I
picked up the phone, and I called their
offices at Rockefeller Plaza in New York
City. To my surprise, a woman answered.
The name in the email had given me the
impression that she was a man. I
identified myself as Kevin from
ChasingtheFrog.com. For a split second,
the wheels turned, and then she
immediately remembered our correspondence,
"Oh, hi. How are you?" She said
enthusiastically, as if she had just been
reunited with a long lost high school
buddy.
"Good," I replied, knowing that
she was trying to immediately coat a
potentially sour conversation with a
little artificial kindness.
She asked me to give her a second while
she pulled up my Triumph the Insult Comic
Dog page. I complied and did the same
thing myself.
Staring at the page, we began an
altogether one-sided conversation. She
told me that the media content on my page
was not acceptable, because it is not my
intellectual property. This included the
video clip links and the logo, which
welcomed users to the page.
"This is a great site, for me to poop
on," she said with a little laugh, as
she recited the words in the logo on my
Triumph page, which included a picture of
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog smoking a
cigar.
For a moment, I wanted to laugh too,
especially at her ridiculous attempt to
win me over. I immediately reminded her
that the content on my page was not stored
at ChasingtheFrog.com, and that I had
obtained the links from searching the web
before I built the page. She seemed
surprised, which bothered me.
By this point in the conversation and
after first explaining it in the email,
this individual should have realized that
I did not store the content locally. She
does work for the Intellectual Property
Council of the National Broadcasting
Company, one of the largest companies in
the world. Anyone with a little web
experience would have known how to explore
my links to find their sources. I'm not
necessarily implying that this woman lacks
intelligence, just that the duties of her
position would be better served if she new
more about the internet.
Next, this individual said something that
surprised me. She told me that if I was
willing to comply and remove the page, she
would need me to notify her by email when
I had done so. Okay, fine. Then, after
removing her sugar coating from the
conversation, she had the tenacity to ask
me if I could send her the links to the
other Triumph web pages online, which I
had used as my sources.
Sure, I'll sell out sites whose lifeblood
is Triumph content, whose administrators
spent hours upon hours converting and
uploading the clips, not to mention making
the pages and their graphics. Sure, I'll
get right on that, especially since you
have no clue how to browse my page to find
out yourself. Or maybe you've figured it
out by now, which is too bad because you
told me to remove the content. I'll tell
you what. I'll spell the site names out in
poop in my backyard. You can fly over in
one of NBC's Learjets whereby you can then
read the brown grass. It won't tell you
where you can find the sites. It will tell
you where you can shove your request.
Unfortunately, by now, NBC has gotten to
most of the other Triumph sites online,
crushing the interests of people who were
merely looking for a hobby, and in turn
had for several years provided a Triumph
outlet for many of his loyal fans.
Near the end of my conversation with her,
I again tried to discuss with her if I
could link to NBC's Triumph pages, and she
still said that it would not be
acceptable. She said that I'm making money
off of Triumph because of the banner ad
that I had on the page. Making money?
Sure. After a month, because of that
banner ad, I might be able to buy a stick
of gum, and after a year, well I could
damn near buy the whole pack. Solution, I
remove the banner. No gum this year.
I pressed her a little more about linking
to the NBC Page, thinking that they would
welcome the traffic. Seemingly unsteady
with her own knowledge of the web, she
still said that it would not be
acceptable.
My conclusion? NBC has a Triumph page now.
Triumph has a CD coming out. They want all
the traffic. So, why did some of these
other sites manage to exist for up to four
years and go unnoticed by NBC? Because NBC
didn't realize the potential to make money
off of Triumph back then, now they do.
In closing, I want to thank all of the
loyal visitors to this Triumph page.
Although my dog has died, I still love the
mutt, and I'm still going to watch Conan.
Letterman left NBC, Conan could follow,
who knows.
Below are links to the other Triumph the
Insult Comic Dog pages that have been
notified by NBC, and since modified. I
urge you to periodically browse these
pages in case their creators have another
web page idea in mind. Who knows, they may
triumph again.
http://www.insultcomicdog.com/
http://www.unm.edu/~theboy/Triumph.htm
P.S. - I believe that this page now
contains my intellectual property.